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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about smelling moth balls? Having to move the moth dick out of the way first."

"How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout? You Messi-up"

"Did you know that Hitler invested in Minute Maid before he died? He heard they were 100% concentrated juice."

"The average life insurance policy is $100,000. How much is the policy for a white supremacist? 3k."

"Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? He wanted to git a long little doggy."

"What Do You Call a Girl Who Doesn't Do Kegels? A lazy cunt!"

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ...... Then I thought look who's telling me that.. "

"Does anyone have the owner's manual for a wife? Mine's emitting a terrible whining noise."

"A Rolex is just an expensive way to let everyone know you don't know how to check the time on your phone."

"I give this cheese an ""A"" I grated it myself"