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Joke of the Day
"I give this cheese an ""A"" I grated it myself"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter kek"
"I'm going to open an ISIS themed cafe called Allahu Snackbar - our food is the bomb."
"If maxi pad commercials didn't exist, us women would have no idea that we're full of blue windshield wiper fluid."
"If weed becomes legalized after Snoop Dog dies He'll be rolling in his grave"
"Did you hear about the brake pedal who had to leave his job? He had to stop when he got depressed"
"What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time? He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog."
"Why are there whiteboards standing out in each class in school? Because they are remarkable!"
"Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank."
"What is faster? Hot or Cold? Hot. Because you can catch a cold."