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Joke of the Day
"What did one sausage say to the other? You are the wurst."
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"I have an inferiority complex.. .. but it's not a very good one."
"If you don't drink... ...then all of your stories suck and end with, ""And then I got home"""
"What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited? A super stoaker"
"Last night I had a dream I was a muffler... And woke up exhausted"
"So I Saw A Fireman Smoking Outside The Station and I thought, 'I wonder how many cigarettes are started by fires?'"
"I had to change my GPS's voice from female to male because the female GPS told me to pull over and ask for directions."
"Too many kids crying. I'm never having kids.I'm just gonna adopt an adult who has a job already."
"I'll give you $10 if you divide it by a half and give it back..."
"Give a man a jacket and he can leave the house during Winter. Teach a man to jack it and he'll never leave the house."