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Joke of the Day

"What's a Web Developer's favourite tea? URL #DDD"

"Did you hear about the adult entertainment business for religious visionaries? It was really successful - the prophets just kept on coming"

"What do you call a cross between a turducken and a tofurkey? A turfucken."

"My ex boyfriend was into two types of women: 1) Me 2) My Best Friend"

"I murder drifters and use their hair to make little dolls. Oh, you meant at work! My biggest weakness is that I'm a perfectionist.'"

"So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world"

"Some ppl are like, bury me and plant a tree so I live on in nature and I'm like, same but plant potatoes so I can live on in french fries"

"If you thought the last status was good, Check this one out........1"

"CONDUCTOR: all aboard! ME: i'm pretty bored CONDUCTOR: no, i meant everyone on the train ME: oh, i'm sure they're bored too"

"what's the healthiest thing about eating a wheelchair? The vegetable."