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Joke of the Day

"I know one song that won't be popular in gay clubs anymore. Murder on the Dance Floor."

"I can't wait to get one of those self-driving cars to watch my wife argue with it."

"Imagine a bunch of Italian mobsters tiptoeing and trying not to giggle as they gingerly place a horse head in bed with a sleeping guy."

"What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy? rated movies."

"When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on."

"Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops"

"Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ? Because it hurt."

"If hillary wins, trump supporters can at least take solice in 1 fact. Bill clinton is going to be the first lady."

"Trump for president! There will be hell toupee"

"*Slides a five across the bar* Bartender: Did you... Did you break this off our sign out front? Me: (Confidently) tap water please."