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Joke of the Day

"[notices a girl is cold] here take my pants"

"having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house"

"A baby seal walks into a club... That's it. A baby seal walks into a club. o_o"

"A little fish uwu Once there was a little fish who wanted to be a journalist, he go ""on air"" and died..."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We've got a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says: ""You've got a drink named Steve?"""

"Social Media For Drug Dealers It's called instagram"

"Jesus, take the wheel! *steering wheel disappears* *car careens into tree*"

"That moment. You're driving, music blaring singing at the top of your lungs. You're a rockstar till the music cuts out & you hear your voice"

"Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks? So that they can see the battle."

"Did you hear the one about the JRPG character who named his daughter Dot? He called for her three times, but she she still didn't answer. ..."