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Joke of the Day

"GF and I went to see Dark Knight Rises our 9th date. Dates can be summarised dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman."

"Trail mix? You mean M&M's with obstacles."

"I could talk about the atomic structure all day... But I'd rather not Bohr you about it."

"What's that there? got you"

"I recently submitted my resume to Sony But they canceled the interview"

"Employee: Everything I eat goes right through me. Me: Yup, that's how digestion works."

"Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly? Because they were Wright."

"when the news anchor says ""if you know anything about the crime please contact police"" dont call the police and re-tell the news story"

"Genius move, Romeo & Juliet, for killing yourselves instead of getting married and spending the rest your lives wanting to kill each other."

"My investment plan is to accumulate enough of the bank's pens to offset my overdraft fees."