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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call dirt? A: Dirty."

"Contrary to popular belief, when I call tech support, I don't know what the Indian dude is saying either."

"What has four hairy legs and likes to fuck my sister? My dad and I."

"My wife recently broke up with me because I'm a compulsive gambler. All I can think about is how to win her back."

"I see children like I see bongo drums They're slightly irritating but it's fashionable for the rich to bring them back from Africa Edit:people also dislike it when you beat them In public"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agnes ! Agnes who ? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !"

"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it... We went out and had drinks. Cool guy, he wants to be a web designer."

"My wd-40 can rusted. It was irony."

"The main reason I lost my virginity was to ensure I wouldn't be sacrificed anytime soon."

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Mainly, the taste."