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Joke of the Day

"Britain has invented a new missile It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired."

"What's the difference between 69 and 6.9? 6.9 has period."

"Ebo said ....said that Africa didn't have an awful disease. EBO lie"

"I am writing a book about the history of camping. It's all in past tents."

"Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone? Because she's dead."

"What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant? Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York."

"Mules are held donkey and half horse. So does this mean that they do everything half-assed?"

"How much Blow Can Charlie Sheen Do?.. ..... Enough to kill 2 and 1/2 Men"

"We often criticize pedophiles... but they, at least, drive slowly near schools."

"My dad wanted to name me, ""Rusty,"" if I was a boy. Thank you, X chromosomes."