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Joke of the Day
"What do jehovah's witnesses believe in? That I will open the door"
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"A cop pulled me over and said ""papers"". I said, ""scissors, I win"" and drove off."
"I used to be into BDSM, beastiality, and necrophilia... But I realized I was just beating a dead horse. EDIT: poster does not condone the beating of any horse; living, dead, undead, or imaginary."
"Who is FAPMAN's greatest nemesis? The Stroker."
"What do you call a white grandmother? A gran-cracker"
"I'm so single, I was at a bar last night and a cute guy offered to buy me a cat."
"I like my beer like i like my violence... Domestic"
"Where's the best place for a horse to grow up? In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me."
"I Like My Women Like I Like My Math http://spikedmath.com/comics/138-i-like-my-women-like-i-like-my-math.png"
"Star wars dad joke heard tonight Dad ""Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."" Me ""he's a wookie. "" Dad ""he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."""