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Joke of the Day

"Where's the best place for a horse to grow up? In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me."

"How do you hit on a Jewish girl? Tell her that she israeli hot!"

"My friend had a failed suicide. I told him not to hang his head about it."

"I had a soap addiction. Its okay though I'm clean now."

"I'm not a lucky man I once gambled on a couch and won a baby"

"Height of complement - Lol Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk"

"How do we know that Jesus was made of bread? Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen."

"So i was making a software to help people to stop procrastinating and never finished it."

"A woman was having a shower When the doorbell rang. ""It's me, the blind man."" And she didn't open the door because she has public decency and doesn't stop her showers for strangers."