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Joke of the Day
"I offered a North Korean some freedom He said ""Im glad its free but what the hell is 'dom'"""
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"Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil Coal. He changed his name when the pressure got to him."
"They should make the female swimmers wear a tube top & thong then maybe I'd finish before they did."
"Biggest fears: 4. Dancing in public 3. Spiders 2. Forgetting names 1. Dancing in public with spiders who's names I forget"
"Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this ""problem"" not heard of pizza and alcohol?"
"The beauty of a text message is that it transcends time. You respond at your leisure. Unless it's from your wife, then you have 30 seconds."
"Tom Cruise Jokes, Anyone?"
"these days it seems like all the talented promisimg sandwich artists work for Subway, churning out the same lifeless corporate sandwibch art"
"Sex without love is like ice cream without sprinkles... still pretty fcuking awesome."
"I'm gong to start calling my dick ""The Cartridge"". Women keep wanting to blow it."