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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this ""problem"" not heard of pizza and alcohol?"

"Knock, Knock Who's there? Hitler. Hitler who? For denying the holocaust you are now sentenced to ten years in an Austrian prison."

"*man choking* Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off* *it's Mr Pibb*"

"What kind of tree grows in your hand? A palm tree."

"Syria is wherever the Syrians are in Europe"

"The Calbuco volcano is very hot right now... But everything around it is Chile."

"Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus? At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus."

"If a camera adds 10 pounds then maybe stop eating them"

"You know you're drunk when you sit down on the toilet & try to put your seat-belt on"

"Whats the difference between man united and a clown? ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown."