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Joke of the Day

"My wife divorced me after years of daily penis enlargement surgeries. She couldn't take it any longer."

"Why did the sailboat start exercising? It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!"

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? In a BMW, the prick is on the inside."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korean missiles don't go that far."

"I want to start an irritable bowel support group called fecal matters"

"I cheated in the annual rabbit racing contest..... I won by a hare"

"Knock knock who's there Jo Jo who? Jo moms!"

"A teacher finds his students have drawn penises on the whiteboard, so he rubs them all off. He is now a registered sex offender."

"What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe? ""Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."""

"In September a 127 yr old woman passed away, which we already KNOW is a lie bc the earth isn't even 127 yrs old. Don't be ignorant."