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Joke of the Day

"What do Amy Schumer and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."

"What do you call a criminal that cant see? A macular degenerate."

"To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant."

"What do white guys have bellow their hips thats hard and pleasures women Credit Cards"

"If a man opens the car door for his wife... it's either a new car or a new wife."

"REQUIRED : A content developer. Salary commensurate with contentment"

"Have you heard of the book about airplane factories? It's riveting."

"Here is a complete list on how to build a single stair. Step 1"

"I hate Sharknado, it is SO unrealistic. Rain? In California? Did they even pretend to research for this movie?"

"What's the difference between incest porn and regular porn? The mute button."