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Joke of the Day

"Babies who need to wear glasses creep me out. it's like they are trying to act smarter than me or something, I don't like it"

"Found out my ""girlfriend"" had a penis, so I broke it off ."

"I like my jokes like I like my pizza Cheesy "

"Why did Donald Trump buy a Wu Tang Clan shirt? Because Wu Tang sounds more cosmopolitan than Ku Klux."

"What does a gay horse eat? hAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAyyyy! . . . . . . What does a gay pirate eat? . . . . . **GAY PIRATE FOOD, ARR!!!**"

"Joke said by my little sister ""Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?"" ""Why?"" ""Because she will let it go"""

"Why is the sky blue? Son: Dad..Why is the sky blue? Dad: Because if it was green, we wouldn't know where to stop mowing the lawn."

"I guess I've cut back on my drinking... Time was, I'd buy a half gallon of bourbon and get drunk four times. Now I buy a half gallon and just get drunk twice."

"What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you? ""You can have my beer if you let me go."""

"We often criticize pedophiles... but they, at least, drive slowly near schools."