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Joke of the Day

"Why did Donald Trump buy a Wu Tang Clan shirt? Because Wu Tang sounds more cosmopolitan than Ku Klux."

"An old woman and pizza delivery are a lot alike... They both ""come"" with a crust filled box."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?"

"Moist people aren't offended by the occasional typo."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie a torch !"

"I had this problem where the cap wouldn't stay on my whiskey bottle. So I fixed it with scotch tape."

"So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."

"Why do feminists hate Medusa? She's always objectifying people."

"ESPIONAGE: teen dresses up as a dad for a PTA meeting ""i think drugs are cool and we should back off"" *snapback falls out of pocket* *gasps*"

"Unroll wrapping paper. Shoo cat away Turn to get gift Shoo cat away Get tape Dammit cat Get tape Wrap up cat Wrap up gift Pet cat"