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Joke of the Day

"Joke said by my little sister ""Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?"" ""Why?"" ""Because she will let it go"""

"I wonder if serial killers watch Criminal Minds like chefs watch the Food Network: ""Oh, bad move, I'd have done it this way..."""

"What did the southern gentleman say to the prostitute? Hello ma'am, what can I do you for?"

"Hey, I may not look like much right now, but believe me, in the morning I'll look even worse."

"What type of pants do Japanese people wear? Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)"

"My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels."

"How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? When your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots."

"I thought nothing could be more embarrassing than finding my dad's playboys in the closet. Until one of them tried to shake my hand."

"When they were saying ""we will find a good home for him"" I thought they were talking about the dog,I didn't know they were talking about me!"

"what's invisible and smells like carrots? rabbit farts"