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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the bad pizza? It was a Peace'a'shit"

"So this guy goes to the Dr. And the Dr says ""You have to stop masturbating."" the guy says ""Why?"" And the Dr says ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!"

"Maybe if we start the 'Read a Book Challenge' we can raise awareness for stupidity."

"Of all the kisses I've gotten in my life. That is the first."

"New drinking game Take a shot everytime they ask ""Are we there yet"" I've gone through two bottles of vodka at mile 149"

"My dog kept chasing people on a bike.. It got so bad, finally I had to take it away from him.."

"One day I mixed my girlfriend up with flour and butter then I stirred in some milk and sugar. She's scone now..."

"Have you heard what they say about luck? It could be raining pussy and I'd get slapped in the face with a sweaty dick."

"When she found out he worked in technical support, it really turned her on. Then it turned her off. Then it turned her on again."