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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the bad pizza? It was a Peace'a'shit"
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"The psychology of a man who pays more than $50 for a pair of jeans is more impenetrable to me than that of Hitler."
"[Chumbawumba concert] I get knocked down, but I get up again.. [whack-a-mole just goin nuts in the crowd] ""Aw hell yeah!"""
"What does a whore call a bus load of men? Meals on Wheels"
"What did the pedophile from Ireland say? Irish I was a little boy."
"""Welcome... To Jurassic Park."" ""But some of these dinosaurs are from the Cretaceous Period--"" ""WE ALREADY MADE THE SIGNS"""
"Never knew that Irish people are so racist... Needless to say I was shocked when my Irish mate started telling me about how much he hates the black and tans."
"What separates the men from the boys is knowing that women love it when they show off their big throbbing manners and intelligence."
"If at first you don't succeed... skydiving isn't for you..."
"an owl mistook my man bun for a sleeping hamster again today"