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Joke of the Day

"A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink"

"My girlfriend keeps saying that it's not working out. I said, ""well, you haven't gone to the gym for a while, have you?"""

"Son , I am not able to go to school today Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school!"

"You know how bullies stick a kid's head in the toilet & flush? We need to give Bieber credit for turning that into a look."

"Whats Orange and bad for your teeth? ... a brick"

"The headline ""WORLD'S OLDEST PERSON DIES"" could also be ""WORLD HAS NEW OLDEST PERSON""."

"RT if you just read Facebook for the ads"

"What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate? No, a fence."

"Somebody told me this really good joke the other day. You shoulda been there, it was hilarious."

"Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell."