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Joke of the Day

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats? Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat."

"Met a hot isis girl Jihad me at hello"

"You know what sucks about Karaoke? Coworkers don't appreciate the time & effort that I put into my make up or outfit before singing Madonna"

"*strips naked* ""Magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"" Cops: he knows we can see him from this side, right?"

"At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, ""Make that 52."""

"It is unfair that girls mature faster than boys. Girls get their boobs at 13, and men get their boobs when they're in their 40's"

"If you ever feel dumb, remember sometimes sloths grab their own arms thinking they are tree branches and fall to the ground."

"My Indian friend decided to take off his turban Hats off to him."

"Marijuana was a big problem in Auschwitz. Jews would go there just to get baked."

"I tried to become a proctologist but it was a real pain in the ass."