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Joke of the Day

"If a dentist makes his money off unheathly teeth,why should I trust a toothbrush 4 out of 5 dentist approve?"

"HULK:*smashes a tank* IRON MAN:*flies bomb into space to save mankind* HAWKEYE: I have an arrow w/ your name on it pal, hold on stand still"

"Whats the difference between Hospitality and Business? One will help you and the other will help you be an asshole"

"what's a pirate's favorite letter? You would think its 'RRRRRRRRRRR', but its actually P because without it they would go irate!"

"When my kids get older I'm going to discourage them from drinking.This way if I need a liver I can just harvest one of theirs."

"Why did Moe finally decide to kill of Homer Simpson's son? he realized he was a Bartender"

"I went to the local zoo today There was only one dog there. It was a shih tzu."

"What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes? Discreet uniform distribution"

"What did the blue priest say to the red peasant? Wolololo Wolololo!"

"MySpace just bought a pack of Ramen noodles."