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Joke of the Day
"We get it, cacti, you have great biceps."
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"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"
"My daughter told me she wanted a puppy for Christmas... I told her ""you're eating turkey like everyone else""."
"Moist people aren't offended by the occasional typo."
"Men should be like coffee: strong, hot and not letting you sleep for the whole night. However, most of them are like copy machines: suitable only for reproduction."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an Essay."
"Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog."
"What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke."
"What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac? He had a *lovely finish*."
"In Transylvania, it's your Count that votes."