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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a yogurt and america? If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture."

"what did 1 floating british boat say to the other i believe its about high tide for some tea"

"A terrorist posts on reddit. His post blows up. He meets 72 virgins. His day could not be better."

"A kid has cancer Then he gets AIDS from his mom"

"Why was 9 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents."

"""Always leave them wanting more"" is great advice for a performer. Restaurant owners, on the other hand..."

"When in history was there ever an abundance of birds and a shortage of stones?"

"If you try to rip somebody's head off, I suggest you train for it first. If you don't succeed it makes the following few minutes awkward."

"Hotels are keeping the shower cap industry afloat."