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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the surgical procedure for a female to male sex change? An Addadicktome."

"Claim to fame Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous. I walk on toilet paper because I'm the shit!"

"What do you call a large bread disco? [deleted]"

"WHY DO BUGS KEEP FLYING AROUND YOU WHEN YOU ARE CLEARLY TRYING TO KILL THEM"

"The enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy is Kevin Bacon."

"Maybe she's boing with it. Maybe it's trampoline."

"Ahmed went to have a Falafel. He asked the guy making the sandwich not to put any pickles in it. The guy replies ""But we're fresh out of pickles! How about no tomatoes instead?"""

"Thanks autocorrect. I wanted her to know that I shaved my duck."

"How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!"

"Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy? In case you wake the sleeping pills!"