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Joke of the Day

"Can I legally change my name to the same name, but with a bigger font?"

"The tree and the wind. What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind? I went out on a limb."

"Isn't it so weird when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?... Anyway, my sister in law just caught me masturbating."

"""If you have a ministry like Jesus it will probably be made up of about 12 people who don't get your illustrations, & 1 wants to kill you."""

"A Redditor has sex for the first time"

"[dj voice] ""Make some noise, Dad Party!"" *dads go nuts* ""Whatcha wanna hear, I'm taking requests"" [in unison] HI TAKING REQUESTS I'M DAD"

"Mankind has made a lot of mistakes, some of them truly monstrous. The Holocaust. Slavery. Calling it a ""corn maze"" and not a ""maize maze."""

"My girlfriend's ex won't leave her alone. I'd drive there and do something about it if my wife would just give me the keys."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender."

"*approaches drive-thru window on a camel* ""Sir, here's your 17 big macs and a large milkshake."" May I please have a straw? *camel collapses*"