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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear about the new cocaine dealer in town? I hear he comes highly recommended."
Next Joke
"A mexican boy in english class... A mexican boy in english class passed a note to his friend. The teacher saw it, and screeched ""WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"" To which he replied, ""writing an ese"""
"The spider in my shower was probably relieved to get washed down the drain after the view of me he got from that angle."
"Why did the green bean go to jail? He was disturbing the peas."
"What letter stands for the ocean? The letter C."
"that lonely feeling when you oust your ex as mayor of your genitals on foursquare"
"KNOCK KNOCK.....WHOSE THERE? GESTAPO"
"My first blow job was over 20 years ago now... And some days I wonder if that taste will ever go away?"
"The carwash is a great place to meet other millionaires who for some reason don't have garden hoses."
"How does Princess Leia masturbate? Hand Solo"