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Joke of the Day
"How does Princess Leia masturbate? Hand Solo"
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"- The DC Cinematic Universe"
"There are 2 types of people in this world: Those who pee in the shower... And stinkin' LIARS!"
"Why did the dead baby cross the road Because I kicked it. Bonus wife is giving birth right now."
"9: What did that message on the TV say Me: It said, the film has been modified to fit our screen 9: How do they know what size TV we have?"
"What do you call and Indian funeral? A pool party"
"""I have found our arguments quite useful - almost as useful as those I had with my father."" - Spock and the guy I end up marrying."
"Did you hear about Princess Diana on the radio? and the windshield.. and the dashboard...."
"I would have gladly studied to become a theoretical physicist,... but unfortunately, I'm allergic to B.S."
"Why can't someone who wears glasses get a job? They don't have any contacts!"