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Joke of the Day

"My first blow job was over 20 years ago now... And some days I wonder if that taste will ever go away?"

"Mormon cats have 9 wives."

"New research A new research suggests that idiots look for a joke in everything."

"How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire? Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up"

"I saw a sign today about lost cat Missing cat: Wanted dead and alive If found return to Schrodinger"

"Ugly is in the eye of the beholder as well."

"What would it take for the Beatles to get back together again? Three more bullets"

"Why were they called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix"

"first rule of fight club is no fightig. welcom to contradicton club evryone hav a seat adn dont hav a seat. also this isnt contradicton club"

"What's the difference between a Pakistani school and a Pakistani outpost? I don't know, I just fly the drone... *(Please don't hate me)*"