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Joke of the Day
"Count Dooku has always been puzzled by his wife, Sue."
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"Serial Killer... The police have caught a serial killer with a really bad stammer. They said it'll be a while before he finishes his sentence."
"I estimate 70% of my work conversations are just me quoting made up statistics."
"I took a picture of the fog with my new iPhone 7.... iMist"
"What do you call a therapist? a TALKtor"
"A Valentines joke from yours truly, Cyclops <3 x Roses are Red Violets are Red Everything is Red...sigh"
"Was kicked out of Walmart today. When I walked in I saw a ""Wet Floor"" sign. So I did."
"Watch closely as the husband quietly approaches the calm children, riles them up into a frenzy, then slyly escapes to watch football."
"Is it ""raymen"" noodles or ""rawmun"" noodles? I don't wanna sound stupid when asking the gas station clerk for a wine to complement my dinner."
"My doctor said no more drinking. so I froze my alcohol into cubes and ate them."