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Joke of the Day

"Whats the best part of having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"You sneak into my room, unnoticed you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender. ^(Saw it on Reddit before, if someone can find source I'll link it.)"

"""As long as you append my name to a quote,... people would buy into it and take it seriously."" - Winston Churchill"

"[the instructor clearly frustrated with me on first day of veterinary school] ""It doesn't matter if its a dog, it's still called a cat scan"""

"What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia? A numbskull"

"How are wearing Crocs like having butt sex with a guy? It feels really good until you look down and realize you're gay."

"4/20. Always forget."

"A Hurricane and a Divorce in Virginia I learned this joke from my chem teacher: What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common? Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!"

"Had to get up at 8 o'clock to work. That's 8 in the MORNING. Like a fucking farmer or something."