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Joke of the Day
"Do you know the definition of a bonehead? Someone who's marrow minded."
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"What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world? Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)"
"My wife thinks I am a pedophile... but what the hell does she know..shes only 12!!"
"Yo mamas pussy is so nasty... they make you eat it on Fear Factor."
"snowflakes are like vaginas... each one unique... and I like them on my tongue.."
"fools cosa rara"
"should probably not think about sad things at work i mean who wants to buy a dildo from someone who was clearly just crying in the shoe room"
"My football playing cousin went to prison He went in as a tight end, and came out as a wide receiver."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie me home I'm tired !"
"How do you paint a wall with dead babies? It depends how hard you throw them."