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Joke of the Day

"My football playing cousin went to prison He went in as a tight end, and came out as a wide receiver."

"I just HATE people that make gay jokes... Fucking assholes..."

"What did Missy Elliot say to Tony Abbot? Is it worth it?"

"Great Russian Joke What's the difference between a shark and Vladimir Putin? The shark kills to eat, while Putin kills to ""AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!"" ""Thump"" ...silence..."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A picture of Jesus only needs *one nail* to hold it up."

"Ladies, please keep it down a bit, a large group of white men are in Washington trying to sort out your birth control."

"You can just lean against anything, look down at your phone and toggle between your 1st and 2nd page of apps and you'll look pretty popular."

"What did the zoo employee say to the big cat? ""Why you always lion?"""

"Idea for a male strip club: Call it the Rock Hard Cafe... I think the rest is self explanatory."

"apparently, Twilight is ""so popular"" because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah, I remember that time when I was a vampire."