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Joke of the Day

"My wife thinks I am a pedophile... but what the hell does she know..shes only 12!!"

"""Sit down. I've got some bad news."" (Every Milkman's boss 30 years ago)"

"People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 30 feet below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with blacks is a fking genius!"

"It appears we have reached that day once again where all the Irish people get drunk and start fights tonight and skip work tomorrow. Monday."

"History exam. There was no match for the history exam that Mr. Grey had set for his students. It was the Grey test of all time."

"I was at Morrisons earlier and the cashier asked a foreign couple if they needed help packing. I thought ""Fuck me, this is getting serious"""

"What will you find in the toilet of a ship? The captains log."

"What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed? Baked potato."

"Friend at the pub says: if they ever make a film on Oscar Pistorius, it shouldn't be called 'Bladerunner', it should be called.... Taking the Pisstorius."

"What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer? It is to get West Nile in the stew line."