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Joke of the Day

"A boy met a girl She:Every time u smile, I feel like inviting u to my place He(smiling):Why thank u.. are u single? She:No, I'm a dentist"

"why did the bird-shit did not fall on the man standing under the tree right under the parrot? the bird was wearing underpants."

"Did ya hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field"

"How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's [Get Fuzzy]( http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2012/10/18)"

"Somewhere in an alternative universe a girl is kissing a frog hoping it turns back into her charming prince but instead it only turns into the artist formerly known as prince"

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them."

"When pearl jam comes on and you're like... It doesn't get Eddie Vedder than this"

"I have a fear of two-letter words I get scared just thinking about it"

"Spelling is very important in cosmetic surgery no one wants buttocks injected into their face"

"what's a resistance pilot's favorite mathematical activity? solving for x wing. what do more advanced resistance pilots do? solve for x and y wing at the same time."