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Joke of the Day

"A boy met a girl She:Every time u smile, I feel like inviting u to my place He(smiling):Why thank u.. are u single? She:No, I'm a dentist"

"Explain to me the down side of being under house arrest."

"Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster."

"I got banned from the hardware store Every time I walk in, all the stud finders start beeping."

"I bet the bear from The Revenant would have been nominated for an Oscar... If he was a Polar bear"

"What do challah and martial arts have in common? Judo"

"I can't believe that those two are still together after all that shit..."

"What do you call a Penis inside a Potato? A dictator"

"What was the bear protesting? his right to human arms"

"When we were vacationing in New Zealand, I bought myself a back-scratcher made from a Kangaroo claw. ... ... The only downside is when I use it on myself, I end up feeling jumpy the rest of the day."