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Joke of the Day

"It's like taking candy from a baby - A GOOD IDEA IF YOU DON'T WANT THE BABY TO LOSE ITS FEET TO DIABETES BEFORE IT TURNS ONE."

"My dog is a typical guy, I talk to him and he's all wagging his tail, but I know he's not listening. I get it ladies."

"I was licking this girl all over her face right up until she explained to me what doggy style was."

"My girlfriends dad asked me what I do Apparently, ""your daughter"" wasnt the right answer"

"I would like to thank the kind stranger I met on the bus this morning for teaching me the meaning of the word 'abundance'. It means a lot."

"There is a house on my street that I can't stop staring at. It's front door is especially entrancing."

"Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case? He only needed them after he'd opened it."

"""Enough with the boys, I need a real man..."" ...I said to myself while taking out the batteries from my Game Boy and putting them into a vibrator."

"[furiously trying to stir a stick of butter into a glass of milk] ""Don't you wish there was an easier way?"" [cut to carton of butter milk]"

"A girl walks into a bar... A girl walks into a bar and says, ""I'll have a double entendre."" So the bartender gives her Triple Secs."