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Joke of the Day

"Flash floods in Arizona last night. We nominate California and Texas. #ALSIceBucketChallenge"

"What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind."

"What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common? They both choke when it really matters."

"Why do Asian girls have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable."

"Which element is unsure of it's gender? Sili-kin"

"Why didn't the lazy guy have sex? Because his dick was just too hard"

"Joker: You're endangering a minor Batman: He's my partner Joker: Why's he in his underwear? Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me."

"Why is it called PMS? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."

"My girlfriend told me to stop singing Oasis... I said maybe."

"My college girlfriend texted me for the first time in 10 years this weekend and I'm 1 million percent sure this is Adele's fault"