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Joke of the Day
"Flash floods in Arizona last night. We nominate California and Texas. #ALSIceBucketChallenge"
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"Quick, I need some fables, ASOP."
"My resume is really just a list of shit I hope I never have to do again."
"How does a Rabbi make tea? Hebrews it."
"My friend and I were hiking... Me: ""That's a huge rock over there!"" Him: ""Boulder."" Me: **""That's a huge rock over there!""**"
"For father's day my grandpa got a SUV Socks, Underwear, and Viagra"
"My girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her. It might seem judgemental, but I have only known her since she was Christine."
"Thor is definitely one of my top 5 favorite movies about hammers."
"What does a gay horse eat? Hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy."
"""Dad that's ridiculous, Hitler didn't invent Pokemon"" [Checks Google] ""Well I'll be damned"""