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Joke of the Day

"When talking with a woman in her 30s, it's super important to always pretend to be shocked when she tells you she's in her 30s."

"Capital Reward Stoners get stoned in Saudi Arabia"

"Do not, under any circumstances, talk to my parrot!"

"A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No I'm an undercover agent""."

"My brother's doctor says he can no longer play video games, and he's taking it very hard He's inconsolable"

"[Describing the adjective thief to a sketch artist] Sketch Artist: Can you describe what he looked like? Me: Not anymore I can't"

"My 6 month old daughter told me this joke.... but its not funny so i won't waste your time. kids aren't funny you guys nobody cares if they told you a lame joke"

"Tom should concentrate less on Myspace and more on his shoe business"

"Donald Trump's Executive Plan for the next 4 years. 1. Make America Great Again 2. ? 3. Profit"

"Erectile Dysfunction is hard to live with"