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Joke of the Day
"How do you make your wife scream during sex? You call and tell her about it."
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"My wife thinks I am a pedophile... but what the hell does she know..shes only 12!!"
"why can't conservatives work at a checkout counter? Because they don't like change..."
"A Trochee looks at his friend and says ""you look a little stressed"". The friend says ""i am"""
"*gives you the finger*gives you the spleen*gives you the bones*gives you all the other parts* Now build me a girlfriend like you promised."
"What did the alien say to Franz Schubert? ""Take me to your lieder!"""
"My dad hasn't uncrossed his arms since I was born."
"Just paid 2 dollars in quarters to put air in my tire... This inflation is out of control."
"Did you hear that Shakira and Madonna had a big fight? They're no longer on a first-name basis."
"What's a Sicilian terrorists favorite treat? Italian ISIS'"