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Joke of the Day
"Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?"
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"Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide"
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston? [Oc] The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead."
"Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese? Ohio"
"What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus? ""You've got a lot of potential, son."""
"I intend to live forever... or die trying."
"My friend got into the final of the Suit Olympics. He's worried he's gonna tie, but I told him not to worry if he wins or not."
"What's the best thing about having sexy with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of 'em. edit: autocorrect is a bitch - we all know what it should say."
"What's the difference between an onion and a woman? I cry when I cut open an onion"
"For once Bill will be talking about Hillary... When he says she blew it."