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Joke of the Day

"If your iPhone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract asians who will fix your electronics for you"

"I feel bad for Pedophiles They have such a hard time fitting in. (NSFW with imagination)"

"A PIECE OF ADVICE Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."

"The Pumpkin Spice Gang ~An over caffeinated pack of basic white girls that can do things with a selfie stick that you didn't think possible."

"What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !"

"What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon? One hits the spot..."

"A Mexican magician says that he can disappear on the count of three. ""Uno, dos..."", he says before he was suddenly gone. He disappeared without a tres."

"What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common? Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess"

"Yay know, I'm no pedophile, but this childporn charge is some bullshit... Since when was it illegal search for euthanasia?"

"What's the definition of a will? Come on you guys, it's a dead giveaway!"