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Joke of the Day
"my love is blind :("
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"""You are gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late"" Jokes on you I am gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what."
"Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut."
"*requests to be buried in jaws of T-Rex skeleton so it looks like I went out fighting*"
"I remember the first time I ever masturbated... ... it was a seminal moment."
"""Good morning please could I have one human ticket to the water park"" Sir are you a shark in disguise? *sharks fake eyebrows slide off*"
"What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros? They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits."
"two kinds of people There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."
"What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!"
"Whats the difference between a murder and Hamlet performed by geese? Nothing, they're both fowl play"