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Joke of the Day
"How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate? He claimed 47% of America as dependents."
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"I used to have a weird affliction that caused me to alter all my Reddit posts to add the names of my favourite Frasier and Cheers actors but I'm over it now. Edit: Grammer"
"*Ouija board begins spelling* H-A-V-E_S-O-M-E ""Ooooh, spooky"" G-R-A-N-D-C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N ""Dammit Grandma, haunt someone else"""
"My 4 year old niece's unintentional dirty joke. Why did the fan blow itself? Because it was turned on!"
"I have a solution to procrastination I will tell you tomorrow"
"A chinese couple moves to Africa and the woman soon becomes pregnant. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a half African and half Chinese baby. The man names the baby Sum Ting Wong."
"What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns. It's been almost 6 years...is it okay to make jokes yet?"
"I'm glad Lassie wasnt my dog. I just want to watch TV, I don't want to be constantly rescuing people."
"My girlfriend is a pornstar Shes gunna kill me when she finds out."
"Musical Contradiction Piano is my forte."