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Joke of the Day

"How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate? He claimed 47% of America as dependents."

"Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long."

"Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig."

"What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend? They wipe, flush, and wash their hands"

"Two Peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One was a salted."

"What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand? I can't gargle sand."

"Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests? Three stripes, you rout."

"Twitter should have "" Throwing tomato"" button."

"In the expression "" romantic dinner "" for women key word is "" romantic "" and for men - "" dinner""."

"TIFU by subscribing to the wrong subreddit Whoops, Wrong sub!"