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Joke of the Day
"When Dracula went to the blood bank, he said: ""Do you deliver?"""
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"Pulled out all of my eyelashes so I can make more wishes. 1st wish: MONEY! 2nd wish: FRIENDS! 3rd wish: eyelashes :("
"I had a dream last night that I was a muffler Boy, did I wake up exhausted!"
"What do you call a grain knife? barleysong"
"What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini."
"""You're bleeding because you don't floss"" Me: No, I'm bleeding because I ate the entire bowl of deceivingly fake fruit in your waiting room."
"Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it."
"Help oh god a I tied a balloon to my hand and now I'm two hours over the ocean held hostage by the wind"
"Laziness Level: I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries"
"I told my friend to stop buying Sonic Comics... He said it was one of his many issues"