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Joke of the Day
"I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
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"Everything my three year old says is like listening to a weird roommate describe their LSD dreams."
"Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!"
"What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold? Iron Pirate"
"What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink? Wataaaah!"
"Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive."
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"My Doctor Told Me I'd Have To Stop Masturbating . . . I'm like, ""What? I thought it was OK!"" He goes, ""Yeah, sure, but I'm trying to examine you!"""
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"What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino? elifino"