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Joke of the Day
"I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
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"I wonder if anyone besides me has the bumper sticker, ""Proud parent of your wife's kid."""
"I say no to gay marriage. It'll end up leading to gay divorce, and that'll be bitchy."
"Stupid cats stealing all our women."
"What do you call a fat rat? enormouse"
"What do you call a really really big ant? A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant? an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business? A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any."
"Dark comedy is like food. Not everyone gets it."
"If you take a picture of a man named Richard... Is it a Dick pic?"
"I'm so tired of rascist jokes. They all start out the same. With a look over your shoulder."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee? Because he started drinking it before it was cool."