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Joke of the Day
"What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated? Discuss"
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"A Physics teacher was talking about the velocity of a falling ball A student asked, ""Is it an African ball or an European ball?"""
"How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You kill her family."
"Developing an app that redirects you to twitter if you click on any other app on your phone cause obviously it was a mistake. You're welcome"
"So ladies, Oscar Pistorius is single... and he is ..."
"I wish behavior in football was acceptable in all jobs. Like if u clear a paper jam out of the printer you can stanky leg on your boss' desk"
"My first job was a dishwasher at the National Radar Company Turns out the dishes were a lot larger than I first thought"
"How do I know thieves are bad kissers? Because apparently I make out like a bandit."
"I wonder if anyone on death row ever picked an all you can eat buffet for their last meal & just ate really slowly forever. Boom. Loophole."
"I just flew in from Phoenix... Boy are my arms tired No seriously, I was jacking off the entire plane ride home"