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Joke of the Day

" What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Data transfer. "

"9 out of 10 depressed people are not positive thinkers."

"When I die... I want my body to be dressed in a Super Man costume and tossed out of a plane."

"Who is fastest girl in the world? Answer: Airtel 4G girl."

"Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: ""can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""see i told you not to worry!!!!""."

"I'm trying to become a vegetarian so from now I'm only eating seafood. Like lobster, prawns and drowned cows."

"One-One was a race horse, Two-Two was one too One-One won one race and Two-Two's leg was broken and he had to get euthanized."

"""Dude go make the first move on her!"" ""Okay fine, but I'm not too sure what I'm doing."" *approaches girl* ""Knight to f3"""

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black."

"I like girls with curves, if I wanted to see bones, I would go to the damn museum."