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Joke of the Day
"I masturbated to Princess Leia the other day It was a hand solo."
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"The gingham is holding a grudge because burlap and seersucker didn't invite corduroy to their party. Social fabric is complex."
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day Teach a man to fish, and pretty soon the fisheries will be collapsing."
"Was just told to take my labor day decorations down. I guess a giant inflatable woman giving birth in your front yard is tacky or something."
"At the sushi restaurant: What kind of eel is this? Diner at the sushi restaurant: ""What kind of eel is this?"" Waiter: ""Do you love it?"" Diner: ""yeah"" Waiter: ""Then, that's a moray"""
"When the ex asks to be friends... it's like your mum telling you that your dog is dead but you can keep it."
"How many Catholics can you fit in a habit? Nun"
"The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin"
"Do you like fish sticks? Who are you? Kanye West?"
"What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? Nun"