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Joke of the Day
"If you ain't Muslim... ....you ain't Shiite"
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"Today I spanked the wrong woman at BDSM party Oops, wrong sub"
"Italian wedding invitation , 2 D wedding Rosa Mr ."
"Why did the jihadi hooker ask for advance payment from her clients? She blew them every time."
"Judge: Order in the court [from the back] Me: Can I get a large pepperoni pizza with... [puts hand over speaker and looks around] what?"
"How do cows go from one town to another? they cowmmute."
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