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Joke of the Day

"Yo fellas how did that ""wow"" comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?"

"My girlfriend left me because she said I'm a ""Clueless idiot."" I didn't even know I had a girlfriend."

"Waiting for Bernie Sanders to come out from under the ring and hitting someone with a steel chair to claim the presidential belt."

"I want a pen pal! Like a pen I can really talk to."

"I wrote on my tinder that I'm 5 foot 2 and got no matches. Then I wrote that I'm just 1 foot and now I can pick and choose."

"Did you hear about the woman who drowned in semen? She had it coming."

"Million dollar idea: let's start a Twitter swear jar"

"You wake in a field, nude, grass stained elbows, knees and a condom in your ass, Do you tell anyone? No? Wanna come camping with me this weekend?"

"What does ABC stand for? American dyslexia association."

"What does a chicken call its backpack? A BokBok..."