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Joke of the Day

"Yo fellas how did that ""wow"" comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?"

"I'm really good at making jazzy versions of rap songs in my bathroom but I don't know how to put that on my resume so I'll just demonstrate?"

"I wish I was half excited about anything as a four year old is to push an elevator button."

"Batman Begins Scrapbooking #AddaWordRuinaMovie"

"What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? My cock while I'm doing it."

"What's a nice thing about having a black boyfriend? If you decide to try anal, and you get shit on his dick, no one will notice."

"If I had a Nickel for every terrible Canadian rock band, I know I'd at least get a Nickelback. I'll let myself out."

"You're in a work meeting and your boss asks, ""Any questions?"" The answer is always, NO."

"The word you're trying to think of is ""Patronizing""."

"Do you know why Bill Clinton played the saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica"